Ebible April 2003 - September 2003
What the hell?
What's up hoe dawg!! Third pitcher, that'd be alright, I tell you what. Cheers for beers tonight!!
Third Pitcher, that IS all right. hb dagz, touch was ALL RIGHT, and of course so was free tea, FREE TEA. Links to the ebible back up to-morrow or the day-after-to-morrow.
ahh free tea, glad to see the eboble backs and running beers are neers
My question is: what took you do long?
Oh. My. God. Blue Rodeo is coming back to Bourbon Street North this year for another kick-ass show with the shizz-nozz to the Wada Ta.
euro then rodeo, sounds good to me
time to party with a hat^
tired loves beer^
I'll fight you....
Great quote, from one of our own. "You are the master of the words you keep and a slave to the words you speak," � Sid Elbaz, 2002.
flakes return = drinkydrinky beers at cheers tonight, im going to be famously tooled
Happy Birthday Bobby and Mark!! thjar5 was a grwaaat night i tell you what!!!! or whct? or something..cheer to cheers cheetrs to GT Cheers to mcdonalds..... that's all for now lates..................t-dawg, you're suposed to drop her off last!!!!!
thanks for the detour this morn gmofo-hb mark and bobby
x2 then sleepysleepy
what the fuck is the internet?
many tirednesses
HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO EVERYBODY, WES ALL ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS ON THIS PAGE...
After last night's weigh-in, I am down to 284 pounds from a starting weight of 334 on Feb. 12, 2003. That's 50 pounds. That's half of a hundred, and the greatest beer in the world. Lalonde
send the scale out for calibration
cinqo de mayo celebrations tonigth? cheers for beers?
Why don't you calibrate my foot up your ass?
OH MY GOD - Wanna ride in my mercedes???
a half-asleep mark makes a killer sandwhich. one of, if not the best, sandwhiches i've ever had. perfect amount of every ingredient yo'. the price was nice too! - shawny
yes...asleep...
Why does Mark look tired all the time anyways?
Because he is tired all the time.
303 GPG - Attention Dagz, that is one to remember
damn im thirsty
me too
Cause you're fat
youre so fat you look like a blimp
you're so fat you look like lalonde. BONG.
beer? where? I need it here
Thanks Barteaux for the Marie-Eve, that's what we really needed.
wowits been ayl
beers and gt tonight anyone?
gt to-night yeah that sounds good
I think I see him in the back yard....Nancy, is that really him? He's over by the big tree! Missin' ya! Zoodie Boodie, Hendi.
That's just stupid. BONG...
YOU'RE JUST STUPID!!! BONG!! BONG!!!
way to go lalonde.
congrats lalonde keep up the good work. J
Lalonde is fat....BONG.....
oh thats gotta hurt
thats just mean
big time's new name should be no time, cause he aint big no more
Way to go Lalonde with the award. And you claim you want to be a writer, too. You're only a newspaper man. A West Island newspaper man. You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of pity. Irony and pity, don't forget. And don't be daunted. Never in public anyway.
Don't worry. I got all the irony...and pity. Oh how I pity them.....
I am willing to provide you with 1/17 of a knot baby...just tell me where I've gots go .....oh Norway....well then.......one ticket to Norway please..
When pass through France in twelve days, I am going to go to Tours. That'd be all right.
life ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... is aight.
Fuckin Square Head was absolutely no fucking help on thursday, the one time we really needed him. Oh well don't mind me, I'm just ventin'.
fuckin mark... it screws me over!
this is going to be one long blade...
Someone post Lalonde's email - Ry
marc.lalonde@transcontinental.ca
congrats marc! - shawny
that old port is pretty far away in fact.
id say damned far
Yes its very damn far indeedy do.
I wish I could just cut and paste that email, but that would result in a whole heap of trouble. Or maybe forward it... Or better yet, REPLY to it... Oh shit, Tim's foot is still hurting probably.
finally herpes face quit...thank you oh high and mighty boss!
Hey High & Mighty, where are the drinks tonight? Keep me informed, unemployed shitheads like me gots to drink their lives away.
eUrO 2o0iii in 3 days...
If your going to Europe make at pit stop in Norway and get yourself some Knots.
whos the unemployed shithead?????
That's funny, I knew I'd get that reaction and I knew from whom. But anyway, which way to the EI office?? Gots to pay for my beers. Heres. And way over theres.
i love being employed cause it means more beer except when you get double ditched ona GT night. damn im drinkin 2nite and no probs for the quit job all in a days work. happydays AND SAD DAYS LEFT
Who's a ho????
Lalonde. Definitely Lalonde.
It's hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not hoe.
They said Ho. Not Homo.
spain eh? well wibi aint all that bad either
Bon Voyage G, don't forget to keep it real in Spain and represent the west side. You know they know the WIBI. Just before you leave, get a "to go" glass and bring back here, Word.
Bradshaw wrote a love letter to Triple H in the form of a song parody of "Yesterday." I now hate Bradshaw and want him to die very much...
were not in europe you dirty bitches, were not......
It feels great to sleep all day...school is finally over and time to relax and go out!! Heights pool opens next saturday, all are welcome to come swim for free...even though lifeguards are gay... :) Marc, I wanna check out your arm, what happened to the friday nights at cheers? TS
Sure thing, Tara. I'm concerned about my post-cast physio, and maybe you can show me some stuff. Lalonde
Barcelona now, dippin� down ramblas boulevard...
Reporting to ya�ll live from Barcelona... nawmean it�s big da G.I.JOE reppin the real in the realist mothafukin place... and what better way to start thing then you ain�t a wman till you own at least two pairs of white pant, word to motha!!! and under those white pants you got to have the G, if not it ain�t for me!!!! See ya�ll in Portugal... Dz
BEEN UTILIZING LOTS OF WINE, AND YOU GOTTA LOVE IT WHEN THE SPANISH BROADS UTILIZE THOSE WHITE PANTS.
i wish i was in spain...
I wish I was in Spain too...Oh wait, I am. �God damn right!
I wish I was in Chyna...
fuckin adam paying for my tab he should come out more often...
Hard ass night last night forealdo, don�t remember shit just pukin in a sink and missing my bed falling on the ground... not once but yes twice, went to the bizznitch today for a whizzle, broads don�t where tops just like me, like the hottest chix you see in da street, just peeling of their tops and re-applying... while saying some shit like �OOOhhh Deez... te quiero� knowhatimsayin...... Easy boyz and G�z TTYL Dz
my streak lives on drinkin every night since gmofo left
my streak lives on drinkin every night since I left - gMo in Barcelona still.
well each beer i have, is like sweet sweet........uhhhh...... sweet sweet.... uhhhhhh .... Beer thats it
Sweet beer.... mmmmm.... hey San Miguel beer is actually sweet and sweet! That�s how come it made our beer here page here at wanderingcaribou.com . Well if anyone is interested we are leaving Barcelona today for Valencia. Next wackpacker I see is getting a punch in the face, so long as he or she doesn�t smell prohibitively bad. What the fuck am I saying, she probably does. DOWN WITH WACKPACKERS, DOWN WITH SQUARES, ywit. The west island is the best island biatchhhhh. gMo in Barcelona.
Weighed in last night at 272. For those keeping score, that's 62 pounds since Feb. 12. Plus, I still have the cast on. Lalonde
That's sad, cutting off your wee penis just to lose weight!
June 7 - best day ever??! Y'all celebrate that shit without me. Hey, today is the day that 2Pac was supposed to come back, "I�m coming back June 7 2003," I downloaded that shit like 2 years ago. Well if he comes back let me know, I�ll be sitting on the beatch sippin my drinks or putting up with this damned wackpacker central. Peace yall - gMo right on the coast in Valencia
beer heere needed, .........got it
Lalonde had a 62 pound dick?????? wonder if he ever tried to suck his own dick?
Ooooooooh, love to love you baby, Ooooooooh.
I heard he broke his neck trying to suck his own dick. What an embarrassing way to die. Much worse, than an embolism in a pool or having a heart attack while masturbating and having your heart seize
Spain is still excellent. I am going to the beach now. - gMo in Alicante
Guess who's Back Back Again holy shit is Lalonde's 62 pound penis.
there we go again, summer time blues...gaga i say gaga
YWIT revealed, YWT born. Time to start "Bush gone wild!" That's right ladies sign up now because supplies are limited.
YWIT revealed? What the fuck Bob, I can�t leave the continent without you running your mouth?? You know who that sounds like... Whatever; YWT - Down with squares - gMo in Alicante, leaving soon for Madrid.
Sorry G Mo, that was a runny mouthed bitch thing to do. But you're missing the big picture, "Bush gone wild!" is the real deal. This time next year we'll be pulling our Ferrari and Bently out of our underground garage in Monaco! YWT baby, down with squares, keep it real! Bobby
real soon real life
Cheers for beers, don't mind if I do!
Cheers for beers, don't mind if I do!
I was trying to call all of yall at cheers at six in the morning this morning, I really was, fucking spanish phones. Never working.
Bob Fats loves the cock. LOVES it.
Just cause Bob fucked your bitch doesn't mean you've got to be all bitter. Hey, she says he's better then you. Even if she does say it never hapened, I know the facts.
beers at jeers turns to tears then more beers
Bob never fucked my bitch. In fact I would be surprised if he's ever fucked a bitch, considering his utter inability to keep a secret and his singular desire to bring down the E-bible with one inappropriate comment about G's sex life...OK, that made no sense, but Bob still loves the cock. LOVES it.
To the West: Get over yourself. No I didnt really mean that; I love the west, but sounds to me like theres more drama up in that mothafucka than ugly basquehoes who thinks theys hot like tobasco.... Some shit never done changed. Well Angels tomorrows to bring it back to 514 could very well be the word if you ax this mothafucka. - gMo in Paris
gmo back todays? aight??
Back reppin' 514.... gotta download some Gereral D and the whole country of spain, minus maybe the basque provinces.
It�s that time of year again�that�s right, the Flake�s birthday. If you feel like celebrating it with a good old-fashioned pool party/BBQ (followed by a round or two at CHEERS!), head on over to Tara�s house this Saturday afternoon. E-mail me for more info: tara_makowski@hotmail.com.
...and I'll bet Tim Dogg's foot is STILL hurting! That was one fine kick. Fine and justified.
T is back. Let the smoking begin. Campbell, you need to call me ASAP. Lalonde
g's wi comeback 2nite, cheers for beers
Why did you take away the keys? It's not illegal to drive a Focus under the influence!
Yeah but he was over his limit, his credit limit!
It's back to 5th avenue for me... and now I'm a take the avenue to the Rodeo.
No luck with the lottery - the fiesta at Alicante will have to wait until next year. But at least we got Blue Rodeo, that shit is good for the soul.
That shit is SO good for the soul. Man, Ry and Shawny can bash Blue Rodeo until the cows come home, but that concert was special, even w8ith the drunken dancing idiots ruining Side of the Road, which had to be the highlight until "Til I am Myself Again," until "Bad Timing," or "Hasn't Hit me Yet or "Falling Down Blue" or one of those other great songs that sound incredible in the mountains and the country.... Lalonde
beers heres
i don't bash blue rodeo. i just like gettin' you angry. i still say that keelor owns and that his best work isn't with blue rodeo but with the sadies. i will say taht the ticket prices this year were ridiculous though. - shawny
ticket prices were ridiculous, this is true, but that shit WAS good for the soul, I'll say that shit again, that shit was good for the soul. And no doubt, Lalonde is correct, those mountains and trees and stars and beers definately enhance the sound. And check that - were you carefully listening to hasn't hit me yet?? "This ain't nuthin new to me; Well it's just like going home; It's kinda like those sunsets; that leave you feeling, like Lalondeeee - ooooonde - oooonde..." On another note, to-morrow is the climax of the fiesta at Alicante, may I be transported there tonight in my sleep.
w8ith: In the company of; accompanying. Same as the english "with", but typed by stubby fingers.
I sure as hell wish the road to 5th avenue wasn't so long.
"Wi8th" = typed quickly. I hate you spelling nazis, (and I am aware of the irony of the statement)...Lalonde
Please, Lalonde, the proper spelling is "w8ith". The "8" is before the "i". And you call yourself a writer...
Good old Tip-a-Titty, I'm a say that... kkkcckeeuuuckkcekuckeueuhhhckkkkkkeuhhhkeuh, kkkcckeeuuuckkcekuckeueuhhhckkkkkkeuhhhkeuh, I utilize wine too.
Everybody dies....
You guys are dicks!!! Release Terrance & Philip or we'll really give you guys something to cry a-boot....
Mark.....I was able to get work off so I can go rafting and camping next weekend...do you have room for two more as well???? TS
Me gusta el sol, me gustas t�
Me gusta la noche, me gustas t�
hb Barteaux
Me gusta la camarera, me gustas t�
i think its hour 33, damn i aint rwading back..
It would be great to be so strong/ never needed anybody's help to get along/ oh we're scared of each other, and the language that we use/oh we're careful and we're cunning but we're easily bruised/ I don't want to lie about it, I'm not Bulletproof....
GAY!
New Blue Rodeo, that IS gay, stick to the old shit. Time for cheers.
Cheers is gay.
white water rafting? is it a go when ehere etc...?
cheers is gay. its the gayiest when they play blue rodeo there. gayer then seans cat in fact. dam thats a gay cat.
Damn that is a gay cat, man
No yellows, no reds, no whites, just the blues.
chop, chop, dig, dig
Hello tone def. Hey yo tone def is GONE! Yeah that was from last night, but I tell you what, tonight I am tight as hell. So gimme Speeeeeeeed!!!
For Immediate Release July 8, 2002. Montreal�s semi-professional football team with a heart will kick off their inaugural season Saturday night at 7:30 p.m. at Laberge Park in Chateauguay. The Montreal Titans will open their New York Amateur Football League (NYAFL) season against the Mohawk Valley Vikings at Laberge in front of their home fans and nine months of work will come to fruition for head coach Ken Davis, a Pierrefonds resident whose vision of a semi-pro football team that gives back to its community has come to life. �Our involvement with the Montreal Children�s Hospital Foundation is something we feel very strongly about,� said Davis, who won several championships as head coach of the Midget AAA North Shore Mustangs in the �80s. �We are going to be champions on the field, but we will certainly be heroes off it as well. Our players have committed to helping out the Montreal Children�s Hospital and this is one of the first steps in making the kind of impact we want to make,� he said. The Titans are made up of players from downtown, the West Island, Chateauguay, Laval and as far away as Laval. Offensive signees include former Edmonton Eskimos running back Craig Carr, receiver Dave Spence, ex-Concordia University quarterback Sean Hoas and receiver Geoff Brown, who led the Empire Football League in receiving yards and receptions in 2002. Davis has high hopes for his defence, which includes such luminaries as 2002 Empire Football League first-team all-star Craig Hodge, ex-Concordia University defensive tackle Samuel Toussaint, former Quebec Major Junior Football League MVP linebacker Andrew Blevings and 2002 EFL first-team all-star cornerback and Ste. Genevi�ve resident Jean Lerouge. �This is a very fast defence that is really going to surprise some people when we take it to them this year. We won�t be sitting back and waiting for the play to come to us. We�ll be aggressive and proactive and try to throw teams out of the rhythm,� he said. Kickoff is at 7:30 p.m., and former Alouette and current Canadian citizenship judge George Springate will be on hand as well. Admission is $5, and a portion of the funds raised from each game will be donated to the Montreal Children�s Hospital Foundation.
The Titans are made up of players from downtown, the West Island, Chateauguay, Laval and as far away as Laval? Whatever. Beat those injuns!
NO MORE CLYDES
beers heres
too much drinking.... need for much more drinking.....
damn tours is fine
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - Chivas and lies.
"Where the ladies at", "Ihaven't seen Tanya tits in a while", "I won $5 million"
bc cousin in town, cheers for beers tonight
�Que voy a hacer?
Why do birds fly up side down over Laval......cause it aint worth shitting on boooyaaa
ah beer
i hate todays
Lalonde loves the pole...
clydes wednesday?
...PROXIMA ESTACION: Esperanza
hb Tic Tac, sorry about the tardiness.
hb timmy, tours + burger King = sa
fucking burger king. It's the root of all evil.
First of all it's not Burger King it's La Belle Province, second of all it's not a "SA" it's more like a "2SA", and finally.... I'm still gonna hit that!
real life starts tomorow....fuck that shit bitch whos drinkin 2 nite?
Good Luck tomorrow campbell. Stay outta trouble
no phones, no phones. I just missed you at cheers last night campbell, was at 50 concert for the early-on. To-morrows work 9-5 (332-3230) and 5:30-10 (624-4912) and probably clydes thereafter.
coolio, gmo,im at work now, i have no idea what im doing.... I think i`ll do lunch.
oops ill be at clydes at 10
677 FYR god damGOD DAMN!!
g here you go--- ``I don`t think anyone will ever forget Graham Watt dragging his guitar behind him in the snow and wrestling with his pants that were sitting around his ankles`` Laura Landy- Valedictorian`s address `96 lunch 1210 manoir im there and maybe evn square too
Sally forth was actually funny today
Sally forth was actually funny today
My neighbour is smokin'. She was a Catholic-school girl in '99. She has been keeping it wibi ever since.
happy hour? cheers?
Deez there is still vomit in my car. Good old Johnny Walker getting the job done. Wasaga in 5 days g-g-gG-UNIT
ah work, just killing time again. c`mon emailz mezzzz
Hey Maurizia are you coming out tonight? I think I am falling off my rocker.
wasaga eh, i tink im in why not eh?
Got my Wasaga juice!
wasaga will be a damned fine fiesta.
It will be a long drive to the t-dot tonight.
WASAG-----G-----G------G------G-UNIT!!!!!!!-A Damn the rain and long fridays, see this zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz that`s me in car or maybe I`ll have some gatorade. Bitch!
Good news: Johnny Walker will be providing the entertainment for the weekend. He'd better bring his daughters too.
Good old Wasaga, I'm a say that without a doubt Paco is a p.i.m.p. like nobody's business. Mark email me the pics asap and I'll make a Paco page. graham@wanderingcaribou.com
Paco is a motha fuck'n P.I.M.P. Good old Wasaga, things got outta control like nobody's business!
Quiet board, y'all...
Quiet, yes. But summer is over so soon it'll liven up like nobody's business.
I want to jump in a lake!!
I want to get tight, y'all....
PACO is rocking good like nobodies business wah? wah? WASAGA!!!!!
i want to jump in a lake!!
lake is like nobodys business, forgetaboutit
Yeah, fuhgeddaboudit...
is joseph on this site? Because I do know a little German, he's sitting over there ---->>.
Bob...question for you...you had season tickets for hockey last year right? how much were they? TS
where`s Paco`s page?
French keyboard, eh Campbell?
To TS, no season tickets. I guy I know from work has them and I buy a couple of tickets off him. I pay about $20 per ticket but they are not great tickets.
good old monster, I love waiting for something to happen, the ladies man taught me that.
g, check your email
Paco pics have arrived. They will be on the site hopefully tomorrow. God damn that watermellon was a pimp.
You da man G, if you need help posting the pics...... just ask Mark!
getting tight tonight like nobody's business.
Manoir at 12:30 today for all who are interested. Going with some Future folk, I'll make sure there is an abundance of seats like nobody's business!
Manoir may not happen. Leave a message on my cell if you're interested. Bobby
I want to jump in a lake
�C�mo vas, c�mo lo ves?
too sick too tired. It`s 750am and i want my bed
too sick too tired. It`s 750am and i want my bed
too much Gt too late Too tired Tooday. What am I saying we up for another 54?
sorry I missed you guys when you left. but I do have to say one thing ---- Free shots rock!!!!!! Put the Oignon on the board, Kill the oignon!!!!!!! 60G's all the way.
that's ok campbell I had to leave early anyway. Drinking tonight and tomorrow though like nobody's business.
OOOOUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWW.......like nobody's business
Matt in town, we drinking like nobody's business
Cheers to Bubba!!
R.I.P. Life is precious so pack in all the fiesta-ing you can, while you still can.
ONION
The onion's on the board, KILL THE ONION!!!!!!
Good old Touch, last night I even enjoyed the house for once. There is a small house-music-enjoying gland right beside the scotch-enjoying cavity. And Dagz is such, such a fool for not coming.
Yeah we won the CUP! or er.. MUG! whatever take that Ile Bizard! Dramatics and antics! OT Thriller!!!!!! I wish Paco was around to see it.
Some news: Lalonde tore his MCL and ACL playing football last weekend and will require surgery. The season is done for him and possibly his career. Plus he's fat.
Big time here is how you solve the problem, put the oignon on the board, kill the oignon. then you put the oignon on the board, kill the oignon!!!! Then all your problems will go away.
Kill the onion!! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! Wok with Donald.
Soon, the revolution will come we have one request, if it is not met then arnachy will ensue. All we want is PACO! Please for the sake of the safety of the E-bible please bring us Paco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, we need Paco!!...and die onion die!!
It has to be said: You idiots have gone of the deep end. What the fuck is a Paco and what the hell exactly is the oignon and why do you want to kill it so badly. Somebody enlighten me, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paco is a mothafuckin P.I.M.P. I'll try to put him on the site today.
and I think its pretty clear, when you put the oignon on the board you have to kill oignon....Duh!!!!!
PACO IS HERE. Thanks Mark for the pics. He was a P.I.M.P. Kill onion's, not watermelons. That's the rub of the salad song.
PACO IS HERE. Thanks Mark for the pics. He was a P.I.M.P. Kill onions, not watermelons. That's the rub of the salad song.
ahh, G with the double entry... Good and Sad to to see Paco again, Boy do I miss his dry wit.
Boy do I miss my scotch
the Dong gets a Bong!!!!
DONGBONG!... That was good
Did anyone else go to Cafeteria last night????
no
No, I was across the street. And boy am I glad I'm not golfing today. G-UNIT
I wish I was golfing everyday! I bet Paco's golfing in watermelon heaven
Message for Campbell: Lene's gone solo
sweet,
gt tonight somewhere. info pls.
hey who's Lene? Oh yeah she's a singer! She left Aqua, that sucks! But really cool at the same time! I think I have a chance with her now! No wait, she lives in Denmark and doesn't know I exist! But your saying there's a chance! Yup, I'm going have her make my babies...
Lene is from Norway but looks just like the Queen of Denmark. All vikings are inbred but hey, whatever works... It's your duty.
+31 now that's just embarassing
+8 then +5, that's still embarassing too. Fuck GT
still 0 handicap after +31, there is a god ..... and it's me!