E-bible February 2001
Date: 16 Feb 2001
Time: 16:01:28
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I didn't do it...
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Date: 16 Feb 2001
Time: 16:08:34
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Okay look I'm sorry, but due to technical difficulties I erased the eighty or so e-bible entries that you people sent us since we started this page a week and a half ago. Anyway I'll therefore encourage all of you to resign and maybe write the same stuff you did before or something. In any event, the important thing is that all of y'all join us at the Manoir on March 23rd.
It wasn't me I swear!!!
G
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Date: 16 Feb 2001
Time: 16:50:00
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Don't worry G-mo. Everything happens for a reason, by some mysterious force, acting for the greater good or something along those lines! What is important is that everyone comes out for the big day and signs the real bible! Until then, Eat food (You know I will), drink beer (50!), and be merry! BOB
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Date: 16 Feb 2001
Time: 21:03:31
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BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBEEEERRE
HHHHHHHHHHHERE
That is all SEanR
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Date: 16 Feb 2001
Time: 22:03:37
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cheers!
Tim
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Date: 17 Feb 2001
Time: 02:20:07
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A big up to ya'll!! This is da shit.... West Side.... -B
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Date: 17 Feb 2001
Time: 09:07:12
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Just to make sure everyone read this little bit of info: Friends dont kill friends...Girlfriends kill friends. That is all J.
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Date: 17 Feb 2001
Time: 14:53:31
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listen, this holiday really sounds great! im glad to see that others just like myself enjoy the consumption of beer in such mass quantities. I encourage others to join with you in this wonderful tradition that you have created. I applaud you and wish you all the best in making this year the greatest Day of the Wondering Caribou!! I would like my identity to remain anonymous but my friends sometimes call me......b-styles
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Date: 17 Feb 2001
Time: 20:32:36
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All my work...gone. DAMN YOU! Well when the going gets tough, the tough gets going, right? so...Colleen rules! Yeah! It's good to be back.
Ry
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Date: 17 Feb 2001
Time: 22:44:15
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W pHd
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Date: 18 Feb 2001
Time: 23:17:25
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The sea side of all will return and the messages of the one they call "Caribou" will be back soon and then and only then will you understand the wrath of the one they call earl Beer Here would be nice
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Date: 19 Feb 2001
Time: 00:07:34
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yoyoyo yeah you know all about the one and only event that occurs at the day of the wandering caribou. Allthough it is in high demand many have tried to simulate and duplicate a *barbeque*. But a barbeque is something that cannot be faked, as it must come from within. It must involve an element of 4-play ya know to giddde----up, and jump start the trigger of events leading to the barbeque. Whhoooooaaaaaaa BBBAAAAAAHHHH! back uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!! wwwwhhhhhhhhhhattttttt time is it????????? ggggrrrrrrrrr--------innnnnnnnnnnddddddddd it baby! yayayayayayayaya! whooooooooo's your ddddddddddadddddddddddddyyy? bah!!! dans la face, dans la bouche partout partout! More explanation of the the B-B-Q to come on my column on www.wanderingcaribou,com will be up one of these days.....
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Date: 21 Feb 2001
Time: 02:01:20
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One entire day without an entry...for shame!
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Date: 21 Feb 2001
Time: 03:48:39
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A sadness in that of which is towards the beer giver to shiz jiver and biz niver with phiz mizer
>>Phil<<
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Date: 22 Feb 2001
Time: 01:50:05
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the caribou and I drink which makes it hard for me to think I dont know what it is but some times it just is my back hurts like a mother fucker but I cant believe the mother tucker I love beer and beer loves me we are a united history but as long as earl is here I will drink my beer out
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Date: 22 Feb 2001
Time: 09:57:37
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Where have all the cowboys gone????????????
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Date: 23 Feb 2001
Time: 12:02:01
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Yes Finally Beer, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer sex beer beer beer beer
Hacket for ever
Sid
No seriously... Mystery Alaska is the best movie ever (Idle Hands)
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Date: 24 Feb 2001
Time: 16:18:42
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You guys are awsome!! I hope that the 2001 celebrations are the best ever. I'll definitely be there to make sure of that!! Keep partying!! xxJenxx (little jen, that is...)
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Date: 25 Feb 2001
Time: 23:45:58
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now bere here, if I give a beer to a deer, what would he do? drink it? I dont think so, I know so that it would just sniff it, then give it a pass, my ass a caribou would do, such a thing, there are those who think, caribous are dumb, but there just lazy. I'm lazy, your lazy, my uncle's sister's son is lazy, our fream lives would be to do so little, and achieve so much, what do you think a caribou does? little? yes! achievements? yes! The Caribou has done so little, and yet has its own holiday, March 23rd, The Day of the Wandering Caribou, is about, The celebration of how lazy one can be, and get beer HERE! So here is to the caribou, I want to be you, I will have beer, not there but HERE! I'm out
SEanR
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Date: 26 Feb 2001
Time: 00:58:42
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Hey everybody...I'm busy so this is how I'll post this: we did the "warning wander" and well Bob at the Manoir said they'd be happy to host our celebration once again this year. However it's on a Friday and their suppers are busy as hell so we're inviting people to join us at the Manoir at about 9pm on March 23rd. We'll be there earlier, though, so if you're overly eager I'm sure we'll be able to find you a place at the earlybird table.
Anyway it's less than 4 weeks away so I'm already shaking in a fit of impatience to see all you you so be there.
Oh yeah and if anyone has pictures of any previous years' celebrations, or if you have any pix which are relevant to his holiday, send them this way so I can post them on our photo pages. Thanks.
C4 to your door no beef no more --- gMo
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Date: 26 Feb 2001
Time: 07:01:41
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To all of you Wandering-Caribou-Day celebrators and celebrities!
This year I promiss to broaden your noble tradition by pioneering it in Poland, in the city of Cracow!!! ...we don't actually have Caribous but we do have a lot of beer, cheap Eastern European beer in fact:), and this year we will drink to YOU on March 23rd. In exchange I want you all to make a toast for us drunkards in Poland...but I want the toast to be in Polish...:) here is how you do it...
POLISH LANGUAGE LESSON 1
Beer--> Piwo [pronunciation: Peevo (with "o" pronounced as the French "au"]
Ok, that was a warm-up, and now...POLISH LANGUAGE LESSON 2
Cheers --> Na zdrowie [ Na: zdrauvye]
Learn that and you will know probably the most important expression in Polish:)
take care Magda
ps: to my CrAzyyy CanadIaN Boy Sid: I love You:)
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Date: 26 Feb 2001
Time: 10:11:43
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You see I came through, I've expanded the tradition to eastern Europe. Soon the world will be celebrating the caribou drink fest. I've noticed a decline in Ebible signings. This is extremely unfortunate. We mus continue our strong support forboth beer and caribou.
Beer, beer beer beer. If a caribou drinks beer in a forest does anybody hear him drink it? The answer is a deep sole searching mind baffling quagmire.
I believe that you do hear him, because why the fuck else would he drink it?
hERE'S TO FRENCH Sister's
Peace out
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Date: 26 Feb 2001
Time: 20:41:11
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Dobry moim zdaniem zaimek nasz swicto be stosowny popularny wewnatrz rodzajnik slurzy do tworzenia drugiego przpadku knedel! Czasownik a pewny napic sie ze PIWO na marzec 23.
gMo...
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Date: 26 Feb 2001
Time: 20:42:44
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Did that make sense? Where's Greg???
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Date: 27 Feb 2001
Time: 07:07:59
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no I'm sorry that did not make any sense...but it was quite funny:) keep trying
Magda
ps: you wrote more or less this: ""Good in my opinion pronoun our "swictwo be" (<-- this doesn't mean anything:) ) proper popular inside article serves for crating of the second case of dumpling! Verb but certain to drink PIWO on 23.03"
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Date: 27 Feb 2001
Time: 09:31:52
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What's up boyz? The day is fast approaching and I'm sharpening my hornz... Who's up for some slumbering at the local hotel after some wandering?.. I know my guy is...
PORNMAN (The Original)
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Date: 27 Feb 2001
Time: 18:27:18
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The important part of the message was "dumpling", so at least I got that part right.
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Date: 27 Feb 2001
Time: 20:13:24
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The Theory of Beerativity:
1 Beer + 1 Piwo = a game of stooper
24 Piwos of Fitys = 1200 Beers
10 Piwos/1 Nookieman = 1 Drunk + 10 empty Piwos +1$ = -$24 + tip = 4 hot chicks/1 stomach = March 23rd = fun
1 Caribou + beer + piwo + another 3 beer + another 5 piwo + 1 Caribouette = not coming home
1 beer + 1 person + 1 place + one mention of Caribou = celebration of the day of the Wandering Caribou
1 beer here please
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Date: 28 Feb 2001
Time: 02:00:30
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My God, what have I done!?
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Date: 28 Feb 2001
Time: 11:20:51
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Hey guys once again and great site...ok upon request I am reposting this...see you all on the 23!!!
I AM A CARIBOU (clears throat) Hey, I'm not a Muscat, or a moose... and I don't live in a forest up north, have sexual relations with my family, or drink beer that tastes like MOOSE urine... and I don't know Rocky, Bullwinkle, or the caribou on the 25 cent piece, although I'm certain they have really nice fur.
I have antlers, not horns. and On march 23rd I trot to the Manoir to have a 'fitty', not to Annies for a bleue. and I pronounce it the day of the wandering caribou not "the caribou day" I can proudly perform the caribou handshake without ever raising my hooves. AND THAT THE CARIBOU IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL. the bible is our sacred book, our antlers are very important to us, AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'fity' NOT 'fifty', 'fity'!!! The tree through the caribou just makes sense estie The day of the Wandering Caribou IS THE LARGEST Holiday! THE first excuse to get laid, AND THE BEST reason for drinking! My name is not important and I AM A CARIBOU
mark and kim
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Date: 28 Feb 2001
Time: 13:18:00
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It seems as though SSS has been talking a little bit of noise about the most powerful man in the world. It seems as though Triple S has got some kind of grudge against Big Time Mark Silver. I can't imagine why...or maybe I can. Triple S looks at the women I have, the money I make and the wrestling prowess I possess. Maybe it's his lack of self-esteem and comparative talent that makes him feel so insignificant when comparisons to me are made. Unfortunately, Sexy Surfer Sean, things will never change. You'll always be second best, and I sincerely hope you enjoy your next International Day of the Wandering Caribou..because your next Wandering Caribou day will be your last Wandering Caribou day.
Big Time